SAMPLE ADS

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What All Those Acronyms In Personal Ads Mean

A: Asian

AL: Animal lover

AT: "All that" -- a slang term that means the owner of the ad thinks they are "the complete package". Look out for the ego here.

B: Black

BB: Bodybuilder

BBW: Big beautiful woman -- meaning an overweight woman. This can also mean Big breasted woman, though if you're not interested in overweight women, assume it means the first

B/D: Bondage / Domination -- this person is into alternative sexual roleplaying involving bondage and submission/domination

BHM: Big handsome man -- the male version of BBW

Bi: Bi-Sexual

C: Couple -- refers to a couple looking for additional sexual partners. Confusingly enough, this can also mean Cute or Christian. Best to use context clues here.

CD: Crossdresser

D: Divorced

D/D Free: Drug and Disease Free -- originally found in gay personals, it has made its way into hetero personals as well

DL: Downlow -- this means the ad writer wants to keep this relationship "on the downlow", or "private"

DTE: Down to Earth -- implies a relaxed personality

F: Female

FA: Fat Acceptance -- can mean that the writer of the ad does not mind overweight partners or that they are overweight themselves

FS: Financially Secure -- also known as Financially Stable. Its easy to mix this one up with SF (see below)

FWB: Friend with Benefits -- the ad writer is looking for a "friend" they can have sex with, not a boyfriend or long term relationship

G: Gay

H: Hispanic

HWP: Height / Weight Proportional -- this implies that the ad writer is "normal sized" or is seeking a "normal sized" person, as opposed to a BBW or BHM

I: Indian

IPT: Is Partial To -- usually comes before a designation like BBW or HF to indicate a preference but not a requirement for dating

ISO: In Search Of -- can also mean Is Seeking Out -- this is a formal way of indicating what type of person the ad writer is interested in

J: Jewish

K: Kids -- can be altered with the addition of an "N" to mean "No Kids" (see NK below)

L: Lesbian -- this sometimes also means Latino, although to avoid confusion, even Latinos use H for Hispanic

LDR: Long Distance Relationship

LS: Legally Separated

LTR: Long Term Relationship

LD: Light Drinker

M: Male -- unless you are reading personal ads for swingers, in which case it can mean Married

ND: Non-Drinker

NK: No Kids

NM: Not Married or even Never Married

NS: Non-Smoker

NSA: No Strings Attached -- similar to FWB above, the ad writer is looking for sex only

P: Professional

S: Single

Tina: Beware of this one -- the ad writer is looking for a partner to use methamphetamine with

VGL: "Very good looking" -- self explanatory and egotistical

W: White or Widowed -- the context of the ad will tell you which exactly this stands for

WAA: Will Answer All -- usually seen as a sign of desperation, this means the ad writer will answer all responses to his or her ad

WE: Well endowed -- does not only refer to the size of a man's penis, but can also imply that a woman has large breasts

Wi: Widowed

WLTM: Would Like To Meet

WTR: Willing to Relocate

X: Extreme -- implies that out of the ordinary sexual exploits are acceptable, or that someone lives an "extreme" lifestyle

Y: You (Your)

420: This means the ad writer is a marijuana smoker

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SAMPLE ADS

Single White Female SWF, 26, 5'3", 118#, I'm searching for nice gentleman looking to have a good time. I enjoy going out to dinner, dancing and movies. If you are HWP (height/weight/proportionate) and are D&D (disease & drug) free I would be interested in hearing more about you.
Please contact me ____@yahoo.com or call me at 918-000-0000

Single White Male SWM, 32, 5'8, 195#. I'm looking for a girl that enjoys camping, hiking backpacking and other outdoor activities. You must be willing to go at least to first base on our first date. I'm attractive and have what it takes to please a woman. Please send info about yourself to ______@hotmail.com or call/txt 918-111-2222

Married White Couple MWC We are a happily married 40's, HWP, couple looking for other open minded couples like us for fun times. We like staying at home, watching adult movies and playing games. If you are interested in meeting us please email us at _______@gmail.com or call us at 918-333-4444

Married Black Male MBM, 44, 6'2" 210#. Searching for a married couple that wants a 3rd person in their realtionship, I have a LOT to offer and am D&D free. If you are this couple please contact me vis email at ______@aol.com

Gay Male GM, 22, 5'7", 135#. Interested in meeting a guy that enjoys going out to dinner, long walks in the park and cozy nights in front of the fireplace. You need to be attractive, well mannered and a non-smoker. If you think you may be Mr. Right please contact me at _ ___@yahoo.com or call/txt 918-999-6969